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By Irene DeBasio
By Irene DeBasio

SENIOR EXPLORERS – Club forming. Must be over-65 and own hand-held metal detector/desire to find gold. First meet-up Farmer John’s, breakfast on Monday @ 6 a.m. ($25 membership) #FindersKeepers

 

OLDTIMERS’ DANCE CLASS – Would you like to learn ballroom dancing from an ex-Arthur Murray teacher? Dance class for active seniors forming (Sorry; no canes allowed). #ShakeitBUTdon’tBreakIT

 

CLASSIC FIAT 131 – I must sell this car ASAP – it is Satan-possessed and I cannot drive it any longer. It has become a nightmare that consumes money. $500 obo #BewitchedCar-GO

 

WHEELCHAIR RACE DAY – Celebrate Halloween with a roller derby, relay races, dance contest. All ages welcome with wheelchair – soft drinks and foods available. #ADayAtTheRaces

 

LOST LOCKET – Gold heart-shaped, on chain. Lost on Laguna Beach Shuttle last Sunday near Forest Avenue. Picture of Leonardo DiCaprio inside. Big Reward.  #MissingLeo

 

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, has moved from Studio City to Laguna Woods.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Well young lady I surely missed your column last week but this made up for it.

    First one was my favorite.

    Di Caprio huh? I guess you like the younger men.

    Good coffee at Farmers by the way and the price is right.

    Keep up the good work!

  2. Hi there — GeeDee,
    Sorry about last week’s column — there are space limitations like everything else on our planet, I hope you know, I will always try for a little bit of space to provide a smile or chuckle. Glad to hear you liked the Explorers Club. The Leo DiCaprio locket belongs to a brokenhearted young lady in Laguna Beach — not me. I could be Leo’s grandma.
    I agree about the free coffee at Farmer’s. Keep coming back…

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