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FOR SALE – 10 holiday tins of Young’s Plantation assorted pecans, missing all chocolate covered ones.
Sorry about that (you can always fill in the void with Planters peanuts). Great value $60 #Nuts2U
HOUSE 4 RENT – Older home desirable neighborhood. 2 bedrooms (1 without windows) atrium entry to
kitchen, A/C unit living room, no tub. 1st& last month’s rent, 2-month deposit, excellent credit #WeGip
OLD-FASHIONED GAL – Mid 80s, extremely active, looking for a hunk to share social activities (movies,
dancing, dining Olive Garden). Good manners, late model car, hair and teeth a plus. #Daisy
JET-SET GUY – Seeking super attractive female assistant for business travel. Private plane – You are youngish,
well-educated, speak a few languages. $$$$ salary/perks. No redheads, please. #WheelsUp
LOST PLANE – Huge reward for missing 1979 Cessna-172 Skyhawk – missing from hangar. Reward for info
leading to the return of plane or about redhead female pilot lurking in hangar. #NoWheels/Wings
Irene DeBlasio, retired poet and essayist, is a resident of Laguna Woods.
Well young lady I have never heard of Young’s Plantation but that one made me laugh. I love chocolate too.
Keep ’em coming!
Nice to see you in the print version this week.
Hello GeeDee,
Thanks for the comment. I just received my Young’s Plantation catalog and the seventh heaven junior looks so delicious, I need to order some soon. I’m glad you’re enjoying the column. Kepp coming back.