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HEAVENLY VIEW – Excellent location to spend eternity in – beautiful cemetery plot for sale. Must sell at sacrifice
price. Retired/moving to Florida and intend to die there. $4,000 or best offer. #ToDieFor
REE-LA-TORS – How to sell your property quickly. We can tell how gorgeous/handsome you are by your headshot but if you want to sell faster, put cinnamon buns in the oven – bake some fresh bread. Cookbook – $25. #SmellsLikeAMillion
LOUIS leather pieces for sale. I am vegan and can no longer use leather or suede. Large inventory of glamorous
suitcases, purses, shoes, jackets and fashion watches at huge discounted prices. #LouisLouis
SUNRISE SIMULATION alarm clock for sale – 20 adjustable brightness settings. Equipped with dimmer and sunset
modes. Brand new – $100. I am working graveyard shift and have no use for this beautiful clock anymore. #TimeFlies
CAN YOU FRY DONUTS? We are a small supermarket in a semi-rural area of hardworking people. We need a good
baker to make delicious sheet cakes (pretty and appealing-looking) and yummy donuts. Open salary. #Temptations
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.
Loved #todiefor. Great stuff once again!
Thank you, Geedee — Every Floridian I’ve ever known has moved there from a colder climate and has stayed put until the end of life.
Keep coming back.