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I AM MATURE, RESPONSIBLE and efficient – except the times when I’m not. I will babysit your cat, dog, bird or fish. I’ll play with them all day, feed them plenty and take them out for lots of walks (except fish) $8 per hour. #SuperPetSitter
VINTAGE CLASSIC wristwatches for sale – not working. I must sacrifice my beautiful collection of rare time pieces at good prices. They need a little TLC. Gold Rolex ($2500) Movado with diamond ($300) Bulova ($50) #TimeOnMyHands
SEARCHING FOR MARCIE – You were eating lunch on the Wesley Street Beach with two girlfriends on Friday. You are so pretty – going to college (Business Administration?) Talking about TV show “Friends”. Please contact me #HaroldNeedsU
PINK FLAMINGOS – Two life-size beauties on stakes for you to put on your front lawn with great pride. They are in excellent shape and will only be sold together as a pair. Classic from the 1950s. #2PinkBirds
CHEVY NOVA (True to its name – it does not go anywhere.) It was stored in a forgotten garage for many years – needs a lot of work including tires, battery, all fluids, etc. I will pay you $50 to get it towed away. Good transportation car #TakeItAway
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.