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HANDSOME WHITE-HAIRED GENT dining alone on patio of Las Brisas Saturday night. I am a student filmmaker and you are perfect for my leading man. Pay is low, but your name will appear above the credits and you get a copy of completed film. Please contact #LeadingMan
NON-UBER RIDES for $5 anywhere in town. I have good driving record; older Chevy Malibu in decent condition. Leave your driving to me
24/7. I can drive you or run errands – post office, bank, market or pick up food-to-go. Only $5 a pop (a real bargain). #ITakeYouThere
PETITE SENIOR LADY seeks companionship of age-appropriate man. Please tell me you have hair and teeth. Good grooming and good manners are a must. It helps if you have a late model car and nice clothing. Please no muscle shirts, jeans, flip-flops #HiGood-looking
TOP FASHION WARDROBE for size 10 woman. Beautiful collection once worn by super fashion model, who unfortunately, just died. Suits, gowns, dressy dresses, sweaters, shoes, purses and jewelry, jackets, slacks – sacrifice prices, need cash for burial. #FinalEvent
ARE YOU GAME? Dinosaur luncheon club – old-timers meet at Mimi’s Café and Polly’s for lunch Tuesdays and Thursdays followed by games of Monopoly or Scrabble. Pay for your own lunch and join in on the games. Lots of fun guaranteed. #BigGameHunters
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.