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By Irene DeBasio
By Irene DeBasio

LOST MY HEART.  Handsome, shirtless guitar guy at Forest Avenue with a pit bull.  You were singing to the crowd gathered near the gelato shop. Hoped to talk to you, but my Uber arrived. I’ll be back next week. #CanWeTalk

HUGE OVAL TRAMPOLINE for sale – $300.  My kids nagged me to buy it. Lots of hard work to install this beast.  Kids tired of it a week later. Above ground pool is only $500. Let’s make a deal for both?  #IWantMyYardBack

ELVIS IMPERSONATOR – I’m the best! 15 years experience, all the moves, one-man band (keyboard and mic). Let me send you a clip. Impressive references from coast to coast, great white suit plus more – fair rate for great entertainment. #WholeLottaShakin’

CINDERELLA, IS THAT YOU?  I am a very lonely Prince Charming – owner of a designer women’s shoe store.  Older guy with all my hair and teeth searching for relationship with youngish woman – looks are not important (chemistry is).  #OpenAudition

ANIMIKI LODGE will hold an open house all day — Friday, June 1.  If you can find our hilltop hideaway we will serve a free meal to each person who shows up at our fabulous all-day buffet (breakfast, lunch and dinner meals). Branahougan Family #WeDoFreebies

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.

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  1. Can you give a hint as to where the hilltop hideaway is? The Branahougan family seems to own a lot of businesses!

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