Read the Personals
LOST MY HEART. Handsome, shirtless guitar guy at Forest Avenue with a pit bull. You were singing to the crowd gathered near the gelato shop. Hoped to talk to you, but my Uber arrived. I’ll be back next week. #CanWeTalk
HUGE OVAL TRAMPOLINE for sale – $300. My kids nagged me to buy it. Lots of hard work to install this beast. Kids tired of it a week later. Above ground pool is only $500. Let’s make a deal for both? #IWantMyYardBack
ELVIS IMPERSONATOR – I’m the best! 15 years experience, all the moves, one-man band (keyboard and mic). Let me send you a clip. Impressive references from coast to coast, great white suit plus more – fair rate for great entertainment. #WholeLottaShakin’
CINDERELLA, IS THAT YOU? I am a very lonely Prince Charming – owner of a designer women’s shoe store. Older guy with all my hair and teeth searching for relationship with youngish woman – looks are not important (chemistry is). #OpenAudition
ANIMIKI LODGE will hold an open house all day — Friday, June 1. If you can find our hilltop hideaway we will serve a free meal to each person who shows up at our fabulous all-day buffet (breakfast, lunch and dinner meals). Branahougan Family #WeDoFreebies
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.