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HELP ME PROPOSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND. Flash mob of talented singers, dancers and musicians wanted for event at Heisler Park gazebo, Laguna Beach, Friday, rehearsal at 6 p.m. I will propose at 7. #DaisyDaisyGiveMeYourAnswerTrue
MOCK JURY PARTICIPANTS needed by prominent attorney. $100 for a few hours work; location TBA. Good listeners needed; must be over 21 years of age, live in neighborhood, no tourists or homeless, please. #ReasonableDoubt
NEW GAS MOTOR SCOOTER FOR SALE – Must sell immediately. Just broke one of my legs on it. Runs really well but I’m never going to use it again. $300 OBO – please, I never want to see this thing again. #NoTicketToRide
MAN ABOUT TOWN seeking a pretty lady to go dancing with. You are youngish, beautiful, good dresser and know lots of dance steps. I am short, balding, hearing-impaired with great sense of humor, late-model Lexus/financially stable. #LetsCutARug
COLLEGE DROPOUT looking for meaningful work with live-in situation. I can tutor kids in nearly any subject, including new math. I speak five languages, play piano and guitar, cook and bake. Handyman/run errands – intelligent and good-natured #HowCanYouLiveWithoutMe
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods
Hey! You’re early this week. 😉
Hello, Dennis Paine — We always arrive here on Thursday afternoons.
Therefore, you must be early.
Welcome aboard.