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By Irene DeBasio
By Irene DeBasio

MOTOR HOME for sale. Heavy smoker/drinker must sacrifice beautiful older model for sale. No longer able to drive or travel. Needs work which I can’t afford. Interior needs to be replaced and updated. Kitchen and bathroom need repair. Travel the world and take your house along. Make offer. #OnTheRoadAgain

 

PROFESSIONAL POTTER – I’ve been creating pottery and beautiful works of art for nearly a decade. I recently had a show at my Laguna Beach studio where some children became rambunctious and destroyed my entire collection of vases and plates – some have only minor chips. Bargain prices. #CrackedPots

 

METAL DETECTOR – Top of the line Bounty Hunter – she’s a beauty, come and try her out. Bargain price $1,300 must sell. I’d keep her myself but she makesway too much noise when I take her to the beach. People complain to the cops that I’m disturbing the peace. Can you imagine? #GoldDigger

 

DINOSAUR LUNCH and card game. Male-only-guys-meet-up. We are a group of retired men who like to meet for lunch every Wednesday and play a few handsof cards – we pass away the afternoon and alternate houses. If you’re interested in joining us, meet at Polly’s for lunch Wednesday at noon. #AceHigh

 

NEW INVESTMENT GROUP forming. If you have some extra cash sitting around, we need you. We’re a small group who are trying to come up with some newideas for sound investments. We have started a pet-sitting compound at the beach

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4 COMMENTS

  1. As tempting as it is, I’ll have to pass on the motor home. Lots of folks in the area this week that would love it #burningman

  2. Hello Dennis Paine and Melissa Stone,

    Thank you for your interest in our items for sale. We’re sorry to inform you that we have a “no return” policy on our items. If you broke it, you bought it.
    And even if you didn’t break it — if you bought it and it was broken at the time, you get to keep it. If you have a burning man in your area, we suggest you call 9-1-1.
    Sorry we couldn’t be of more assistance. Have a nice day. Courage.

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