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BUSY REAL ESTATE Executive seeking a super assistant. Top Salary – You must be a great communicator, friendly, with excellent computer skills. Must be well-groomed, have late model car and be ready to take command at a moment’s notice. #AnswerPhones
ADORABLE DOGS – Maltese, Yorkies, Poms, Poos – All toys, living in a loving home. Raised with children, they all got their shots. The only problem you may have is trying to pick the best one for you – come play with them today. #AllGoodDoggies
EVENT PLANNERS – My name Alexandra. My sister and I make fabulous party for you. We have exciting menu with special dishes from homeland. Beautiful dancing girls make belly-dancing show for you – we make good price too. Contact me #ABylczinski
HANDYMAN – Painter, carpenter, construction odd jobs. I do it all. House cleaner, windows, floors, no job too big or small. Newly released from prison, looking for live-in job. Decent, non-drinker, law-abiding 40-year-old guy starting over. #TrustMe
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS look alike – The Senior Center is giving a special Columbus Day Dinner-Dance. We’re in need of a jolly, good fellow who can dress up and play Columbus. Host/ticket collector must meet and greet old-timers at the entrance. #1492
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.
