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NICE GUY – NEW IN TOWN—Looking for friendship. My name is Steve, early 30s, single—new to the nabes. You can be male/female—let’s go and grab a coffee or a beer (my treat). No need to tell me your history, just show me around a few good places. #Ready2Explore
MELVIN THE CAT—Free to anyone who can provide a comfy new home for this dear cat. Melvin sleeps a lot in the day and night. He does not need much to make him happy—he mostly sleeps. His claws have already ruined all my furniture—moving to a new place/no pets. #FreeCat
AMAZING INVESTMENT OP—I am trying to raise $2B to open an underground resort—space is available close to marina and we will begin the digging process soon. Get in on ground floor (or sub-basement) of this exciting new concept in vacation/entertainment complex. #GoingDown
HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE—Branahougan’s gift shop is open for business. The tribe invites you to our hilltop hacienda where you will find oodles offab gift ideas. Handmade homey items: potholders, tablewear, sweaters, purses, big wooly socks and plants galore. Cheap prices. #LookSee
EVENT PLANNER—Hallo, is me—Tiffany Bylczinski. I can make for you wonderful holingday parties. We have dancing girls in beautiful dressserving special dishes from homeland. We plan all and bring to you for good price, starting at $200. Special desserts. #MakingParty4U
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.