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NICE LITTLE BOAT – You can take her fishing and water skiing. Runs well. Neat, sweet, cheap. Come check her out; she’s in my pool. $3,000 or exchange for other seaworthy vessel. #DeBaitAble

BRANAHOUGAN Hilltop Hacienda – Big Holiday Sale – We have reindeer, trees, holiday gifts and cards. We also carry delicious goodies fresh from ourbakery right here on the premises. And, for your convenience, our fine dentist shares the facilities. #WhatMoreDoYouWant

PSYCHIC READING for 2019 – What is in store for you?  Mother Angela will tell you all about what she sees in your heavenly future. You make a donationof $7 and she will give you immediate results of your reading. She can also do a master reading for the year ahead for $25. #WrittenInTheStars

BALLROOM DANCING – I am teaching two classes for seniors – no partner is required. Each class is in the afternoon and lasts for two hours. You can learn fox trot, waltz, rumba, cha cha, watusi and more. This is great fun and New Year’s Eve will be here soon. Come in and learn. #Let’sGoDancing

FOXY LADY is looking for some good company/no romance. If you enjoy playing golf and canasta, going to movies, eating dinner at Olive Garden and going dancing on New Year’s Eve – contact me. I am a retired senior in late 70s who keeps active. If you drive at night, it’s a plus. #NoSpringChicken

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.