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CINDERELLA, IS THAT YOU? I am a very lonely Prince Charming – owner of a designer women’s shoe salon. Older guy with hair and teeth searching for relationship with youngish woman –looks are not important (chemistry is). #IGotHotShoes
PROFESSOR – older female is seeking friendship – new in town and seeking relationship with similar male or female. I am interested in history, science. I intend to travel during summer months – prefer Asia, Africa, Australia/New Zealand – chip-in and join me – share experiences together. #Let’sGo
EXPERT ALTERATIONS – I can fix anything to make it wearable again. I can do excellent alterations for men, women and children – my work takes a very long time but is worth waiting for because it is perfect when I finish. If you are in hurry, do NOT call me. #TimeIsOnMySide
NEW COFFEE SHOP – opening soon. Your first coffee is free, on opening day – watch for signs. You are going to love our coffee. If you order the full breakfast, your coffee will be free of charge! Won’t that be wonderful? Did you ever get free coffee? I doubt it. #FreeAsAir
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY – Join our group of active movers and shakers! Limited openings – we need people joining our group to invest in floating casino. We are buying a couple of beautiful boats in need of repair. If you can put up $200k, you can join for unlimited play. #MembersCount
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.