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READY FOR THE BIG ONE? I am a well-known survivalist who will help you learn the secrets of surviving the big one. I’ll supply you with all you need to live through disasters. My foods will last for years. Contact me. #SafeSecrets
ARE YOU INTOLERANT? Or, do you choose to suffer in silence? I will help you to verbalize your unpleasantness so you can become an effective social warrior for today’s messed-up politics. Easy-to-learn-system. #SilentScreams
PARKING PATROL – Do you carry a camera? Wanna make a little extra money? We photograph illegally-parked cars. Have you seen a car parked in a disabled parking spot without placard or special plates? Send us your pix. #WePay
BAKING CLASS at Dorothy’s house. For a small fee, I will teach you all the ins and outs of decent homemade desserts. You will learn how to measure, stir, fold and bake delicious cakes, pies, muffins, custards and cookies. #YumDecay
MARDI GRAS in New Orleans – We will fly to New Orleans and spend a four-day weekend there to celebrate. All-inclusive price – air, hotel, transport, most meals, souvenir book/t-shirt, beads and parades. #BeignetsOrBust
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.