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By Irene DeBasio

GREEN REVOLUTION – We have excellent plans for the future – no plastics. We are opening a restaurant where everything will be made of recycled paper. Tables, chairs, window coverings – as well as plates, cups, forks, spoons and knives. Opening in April #GreenNewDeli

SENIOR FEMALE looking for a good-looking hunk to date. You must have your own teeth, some hair, late model car, newish wardrobe. I’m not looking for someone to support me, just good friendship – dinner at Olive Garden, walks on the beach. #HeyHandsome

HAVE YOU FOUND MY TEETH? I was at a picnic in Laguna Beach last weekend and ate corn-on-the-cob. My entire bridge came out of my mouth. I was so shocked that I fainted. When I woke up, my teeth were missing. Big reward offered. #GummyBare

MARDI GRAS – Come and join our big parade along the beach community on Tuesday, March 5. Sign up at parking lot on Forest Avenue and register your costume. If you would like to join the marching band – register your instrument as well. Parade at noon. #BigFunParade

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING UP for Lent? Sacrifice will make you stronger and happier. Perhaps you are overweight and love candy? Lent is the perfect time to improve yourself and your life. We will help you to reinforce your goals – join our Lenten Society – It’s free! #GiveUp4Lent

 

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.

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