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OLDER RETIRED GENTLEMAN who lives in a retirement community is looking for a youngish woman to help me with housework. If you can clean my smallish home twice a week, I will pay you $15 an hour for two hours’ worth of cleaning. #NotCheapMe
SENIOR LADY with large yard in search of excellent gardener. If you are Asian-American and know how to plant flowers, cut grass, and generally take good care of my trees, shrubs, flower garden and vegetable garden, let’s talk. #IWantItAll
EXCELLENT INVESTMENT Get in early on a brand-new community. We own big property and have plans to start building soon. Stop by and see what we have to offer. Top-notch plans for roads, a lake, golf course, restaurant – townhomes. #YouShare
LADY GAGA-TYPE ENTERTAINER – I do it all – sing, play piano, dance, schmooze and make your parties the most fun. You can play one of my videos (actually, just one video) and call me for a consultation – free. Splendid creations to wear. #LadyG
STRAW MARKET I weave straw items by hand and can teach you how to do it. Or, I can make personal items for you. If you need some pretty hats or baskets or any other items, I can create them just for you. Call me, make appointment. #StrawMan
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.