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BUICK LE SABRE, Year 2000 – Custom points all over this excellent machine – owner/driver has all records. Asking $5,000 in a cashier’s check. Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Let me drive her to you. #DreamCar
MASSIVE YARD SALE – Five families have joined together to offer our very best items for you to buy or exchange for items close to your heart and some items we need to get rid of – stuff we’re tired of — not using anymore. #GetALookSee
BRANAHOUGAN’S Hilltop Lodge is having an all-day barbecue – Saturday, April 27 – Come early and get a place. $10-a-seat. We’ll have a meal serving lots of barbecue with all the fixins. We start serving at 12 noon (until we run out). #BARBECUE
TRUCK-O-RAMA – Our Beauty Truck will come to your neighborhood and beautify you, your family and do it at a reasonable rate. We do haircuts, styling, makeup, color change. All ages, reasonable prices – you won’t be sorry. #BeautyGuarantee
MIRANDA – Gifted psychic will tell you the future. Invite friends and relatives to find out what is in store for all – the future. For $20 I will tell you everything you need to know. 100 percent accurate – you pick the date and time. #ITellYouAll
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.