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EXOTIC DANCER — I am professional belly dancer. My dancing girls and I make very hippy entertainments for you in beautiful costumes. Special price – $50 for one hour, including delicious pastries from homeland. #TiffanyBylczinski
WANTED – Someone to share my life dreams, interest and experiences. Must be good wrangler/cook. Livestock doctoring know-how a plus. Please send picture of horse.
WANTED PART 2 – Someone to share my life dreams, interests, experiences. Computer literacy and social media experience required. Please send picture (and performance parameters) of computer. #FarmerWantsHorse & #WifeWantsADell
RETIRED EXEC – Searching for gorgeous assistant over 21. Must be free to travel and able to use an iphone. I am private plane pilot looking 4 real estate investments. You have conservative wardrobe, etiquette important. $$$$ salary. #ComeFlyWithMe
JACK RUSSELL Terrier –Free to a good home. Duke is 2 years old, lots of fun, very smart. I’ve been threatened with eviction because Duke loves to play and bark
nonstop. Very cute but can’t stand his behavior anymore. #Duke4U
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, is a resident of Laguna Woods.
Careful there. We don’t want ‘pasties’ from homeland!
Are these real? And why would I suspect they were?
Dennis Paine,
No sir — not pasties. The word was pastries from homeland.
No doubt the dancing girls got you confused.
We understand.
Well young lady, I have to admit I thought it said pasties as well.
Great job once again. My personal favorite was the one about sending the picture of the horse.
If you ever see an old guy at Gelsons, thumbing though the Indy and looking confused please come and say hello. I must have flipped though it ten times before finally picking up a second copy to bring home. Maybe your blog is invisible this week? Of course I then had to go back to the market becaue I forgot my shopping.That was very convenient!
Until next time, Miss D.
GeeDee,
I walked out of Gelson’s the other day and thought I might be talking with you. But no, it was Walt, from Little Rock, Arkansas. I’m glad you found my column in its digital version in order to comment. Many thanks — good to hear from you.