RED & BLACK ‘70s EL CAMINO – I think your name is Rick. I’m Rebecca, long blonde hair, wearing short shorts and Crazy shirt. You changed my flat tire, Laguna Canyon. I want to repay you – drinks and dinner (my treat) at Las Brisas any night. #GoodReward
BRANAHOUGAN RIDING ACADEMY. Equestrian training – horseback riding – scenic trails. We have both English and Western saddles.
Riding instructor available – sign up for classes. Come to our stables and have a look-see at our horses. #NoHorsingAround
ALLEMANDE LEFT – Forming a square dance club – no need to bring a partner – singles group, not gender-specific. If you are a caller or dancer, you’re invited to come, join our classic dance group. Gents – wear Western attire, gals – skirts/dancing shoes. #Pardners
LOST: Large teddy bear named Rufus. I left Rufus in a rental car (Enterprise? I think) at Los Angeles International Airport. Please return; large reward. I have had Rufus for about 15 years and will not be able to sleep tonight without him. #GeorgeConstructionGuy
TEATIME – Just like London’s Fortnum and Mason. Elegant three-tiered serving platter. Finger sandwiches, scones with lemon curd and
clotted cream, beautiful array of sweets with your choice of 40 different types of tea. Served 3 to 6 everyday. #TeaForTwo
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.