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By Irene DeBasio

 

BLUE VW BUG CAR with 2016 Bernie sticker. If you like VW cars and old Bernie stickers attached, you will love this combo.It’s one of a kind in fab condition and who knows, Bernie may run again in 2020. A bargain – both for $6,500. #FeelDaBern

 

DO YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? We have a knit/crochet friends circle where we gather for two hours twice a week. Friends share yarn, stories, jokes, music. Gather with us on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 2-4 p.m.  #WeaveAYarn

 

I NEED TO USE A BIKE for one full day. I’m willing to pay up to $50 depending on the condition of the bike. This is for a Youtube video I’m filming. I will take excellent care of the bike and return it after one full day. Boys bike preferred. #BikeDrama

 

GROUP THERAPY PATIENTS NEEDED – We have a new group forming. What are your problems? Seeking people who make poor decisions or want to change a bad habit. Please, no smokers, drinkers, drug addicts, OCD or sick people. #GoodVibes

 

VALENTINE MINE – Men’s grooming truck touring all neighborhoods. We do shaves, haircuts, beard grooming, manicures, pedicures, hair waxing on chest, legs, facials, toning – everything to make the guys look clean and sexy. #MenWeHeart

 

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. GROUP THERAPY PATIENTS NEEDED . . .
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    I nominate NBC’s Savannah Guthrie.

    We didn’t know she had such talent as a psychologist until she held that softball session with Nathan Phillips.

    Time for her to sit on the other side of the table!

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