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By Irene DeBasio

RETIRED neurosurgeon looking for work during the holidays. Unequaled at carving turkey and pheasant, gets to and fro using a sleigh, charges nothing, behaves himself like a #RightJollyOldElf


ELVIS SINGS again. Let me entertain you in my white suit. I’ve been channeling The King for more than 15 years – top references – winner of Elvis contest in Vegas four times. Musical keyboard and guitar – Listen to my clip. #BlueSuedeShoes


VINTAGE Singer sewing machine, all metal “Last Supper” by DaVinci, collection of small dolls, Norman Rockwell Mother’s Day plates, 1930s Chrysler AirFlow wind-up working toy sedan. Collector’s Paradise – See to believe!  #CollectiblesGalore


ANNABELLE is available for all your needs. I will address all your holiday cards using Calligraphy and special cursive writing. I will decorate your home, inside and out. Allow me to set your table for a holiday feast. Expert fudge/candy maker. #IDoItAll


COLLEGE DROPOUT – Looking for meaningful job with live-in situation. I can tutor kids in most subjects, including new math. I speak five languages, play piano/guitar, cook and bake – handyman jobs, painting, run errands. Name is Jeff. #CanULiveWithoutMe


Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist, lives in Laguna Woods.


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  1. Hey, RJOE, you sound like a real cut-up! Come on down to Tiara’s Bar. Swelling holiday crowds mean lots more slicing and dicing . . . even if it’s just fruit and vegetable garnishes for our amazing array of cocktails. And we have reserved parking for your sleigh.


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