Read The Personals
GEEZERS ANONYMOUS – If you’re an old guy who likes to hang out and play cards, join us. Bring along a pack of cards and a couple of cigars; folding chair is vital. #GrumpyGuys
FOR WOMEN ONLY – Gender specific/over 50. Do you like to give and receive manicures, facials and do yoga stretches? Green tea. Come and join our merry group. #GirlsGoneWild
SLOW COOKER POT – Only used once (it’s way too slow for me – almost gave me a nervous breakdown). $50 or best offer. I can use the cash! #MicrowavePizzaLover
LAWN MOWER – Like new. People didn’t think I’d enjoy mowing my lawn and I don’t. It’s a beautiful piece of equipment but I’m moving to a retirement home; can’t use it. #GetOffMyLawn
ABANDONED – Very pretty, smallish beach umbrella found on Wesley Street beach. Floral print in pastel colors with initials. Call and identify monogram. #RandomActs
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, has moved to Laguna Woods from Studio City.