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APPLES & PEARS gift for sale. I cannot eat fruit & need to sell this gift to a fruit eater. $10 – a bargain. You will receive this marvelous box of fruit and do me a big favor at the same time. #NoHarry&David
5 ARTIFICIAL Christmas trees – graduated sizes that go together – stunning! Can you imagine how surprised your family and friends will be to see five decorated trees in your living room? #WowFactor
LOST: Michael Kors purse. Generous reward for contents of purse, esp. wallet (22 credit cards, license and $14 cash) makeup (FAVORITE lipstick, mascara). Lost during happy hour last week at Rooftop #KorsNoMore
BABY FURNITURE – Must sell brand new crib, high chair and playpen. Bought these items when Baby Charlie came to visit during Thanksgiving; my nephew will be too old to use them next year. $100 cash. #NoKids
FOUND: MILLION DOLLARS in a paper bag on my doorstep. Just kidding – massive garage sale. Great items in excellent condition. Books, paintings, kitchen stuff, vintage furniture, rugs – sacrifice prices. #It’sAllGood
Irene DeBlasio, retired poet and essayist, is a resident of Laguna Woods.