Senior Personals
LIME GREEN Men’s Leisure suit – brand new, medium, never worn – exquisite polyester with pocket protector – still in gift box. I was saving it for a special occasion but cannot wear it due to substantial weight gain. Asking $200 obo. #Fatso
1975 CADILLAC ELDO CONVERTIBLE – Owned by heavy smoker, raspberry body, white top (well, not exactly white anymore but originally). Needs work on brakes, battery, A/C. Almost runs. Best offer over $1,000 (maybe less) #ICan’tGetStartedWithYou.
VACUUM CLEANER – Needs a little TLC – Very noisy. Doesn’t really suck that well anymore. Cheap! $25 #OyVey
GIMMEABREAK – Dance contest. Senior breakdancer looking for female partner who falls down a lot. You fall down, roll on your back, I give you a spin – we win! #Breakingbad
FAB FAKES – Do you look like a celebrity or star? Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? If you are
willing to try, have we got a gig for you! Just stand there and look good. #StuporStar
FREE LAWN SEX PARTY – just kidding! It’s a massive garage sale – well, actually not that big. Okay, I’ve got some picture frames, candles, and junk I want to get rid of. #LawnSex
LOST & FOUND – LOST: My heart on Laguna Beach shuttle last Sunday. You were 40ish, plump with long blonde hair, blue dress and sandals. I was the bald guy with low man bun sitting behind you, baggy shorts/T shirt. Meet me Sunday Gelato Place- 2PM #LoveSick
Retired essayist and poet Irene DeBlasio relocated to Laguna Woods from Studio City.
Does the Caddy have whitewalls? 😀
Whitewalls?
Yes, but they’re not exactly white anymore.
Originally — they were whitewalls.
Radio works great!
In Thelma and Louise, after Lousie and Brad Pitt have some “fun,” Louise says: Now I know what all the fuss is about….
Can I trade my light blue leisure suit slightly worn for the green one?
Sorry, it’s already been purchased.
We can put you on our wait list if another comes up for sale.
Would you be interested in a large collection of TV Guide magazines from the 80s?