Letter: Homer Simpson for City Engineer        


Since the promotion of Shohreh Dupris to City Manager following a nationwide search that failed to generate more impressive candidates, I hereby nominate Homer Jay Simpson as a candidate for City Engineer of Laguna Beach. Homer brings over 30 years of experience to the persona of American stereotypes: he is obese, immature, outspoken, aggressive, balding, lazy, ignorant, unprofessional, addicted to beer and junk-food. He is a qualified mobility planner from Springfield MO (see link) holding over 188 jobs since graduating Springfield High School and holds a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Please nominate Homer Jay Simpson for Laguna Beach City Engineer before it’s too late.

Les Miklosy, Laguna Beach


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