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By Irene DeBasio
By Irene DeBasio

WOMEN IN HISTORY celebration.  $10 donation/admission – Special Happy Hour – You are encouraged to wear a costume

honoring your favorite woman in history.  Friday, March 16, 5 to 7 p.m. Santa Laguna Center. Awards.  #HearMeRoar

 

BRANAHOUGAN’s Bar and Grill proudly announces the grand re-opening of our world-famous bakery and dental office. Warm crumb buns out of the oven.  Coming soon: our legal services (trusts, law suits, immigration help) #TopSecret

 

TECH NANNY installation special – $247.  We track all baby’s vitals – heart rate, oxygen, temperature.  Sensors available for soothing crib motion, smart diapers.  We provide 24/7 tech service – no need for that expensive nanny.  #Smarties

 

ROOM FOR RENT – $700 per month.  Kitchen and bathroom are shared, great access neighborhood behind St. Stephen’s Church.  Please: No smoking, no drinking, no medication, no pets.  References. Be quiet, respectful.  #SisterMaryTheresa

 

SPLEN-DOG-U-LOUS!  Leave all the needs of your pup to us.  We do it all – take him to the vet – grooming – obedience, interactive play, psychics and therapists available.  Birthday parties, Bark Mitzvahs, Camping.  #AllGoodDoggies

 

Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.

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  1. “WOMEN IN HISTORY celebration…You are encouraged to wear a costume honoring your favorite woman in history…”
    __________

    Can I wear a pink, knit p*n*s hat honoring Krista Suh, creator of the Pussyhat Project?
    #MillionManMarch

  2. Dennis Paine,

    That is quite a tail — it gives one paws.
    You are most welcome to wear whatever suits you, sir.
    There are no specific guide lines but I think you’ll be the only gent in pink.

  3. Chloe, Yes indeed — there have been exceptional dog whisperers who have evaluated dogs for the last several years. I’ve seen them work miracles.
    They are adept at understanding problems between doggies and their people.
    With keen observations, they’ve treated both with amazing results. Agreed,
    it’s a funny concept but it’s real and it works.
    Thanks for posting your comment.

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