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WOMEN IN HISTORY celebration. $10 donation/admission – Special Happy Hour – You are encouraged to wear a costume
honoring your favorite woman in history. Friday, March 16, 5 to 7 p.m. Santa Laguna Center. Awards. #HearMeRoar
BRANAHOUGAN’s Bar and Grill proudly announces the grand re-opening of our world-famous bakery and dental office. Warm crumb buns out of the oven. Coming soon: our legal services (trusts, law suits, immigration help) #TopSecret
TECH NANNY installation special – $247. We track all baby’s vitals – heart rate, oxygen, temperature. Sensors available for soothing crib motion, smart diapers. We provide 24/7 tech service – no need for that expensive nanny. #Smarties
ROOM FOR RENT – $700 per month. Kitchen and bathroom are shared, great access neighborhood behind St. Stephen’s Church. Please: No smoking, no drinking, no medication, no pets. References. Be quiet, respectful. #SisterMaryTheresa
SPLEN-DOG-U-LOUS! Leave all the needs of your pup to us. We do it all – take him to the vet – grooming – obedience, interactive play, psychics and therapists available. Birthday parties, Bark Mitzvahs, Camping. #AllGoodDoggies
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.
Ms. D, what on earth are smart diapers? Alexa in a diaper? Please explain!
Geedee, Sensors in the diapers will alert Moms, Dads, Nannies that a diaper change on the baby is needed.
Keep comin’ back!
“WOMEN IN HISTORY celebration…You are encouraged to wear a costume honoring your favorite woman in history…”
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Can I wear a pink, knit p*n*s hat honoring Krista Suh, creator of the Pussyhat Project?
#MillionManMarch
Dennis Paine,
That is quite a tail — it gives one paws.
You are most welcome to wear whatever suits you, sir.
There are no specific guide lines but I think you’ll be the only gent in pink.
Therapy for dogs?? What will they think of next? A hilarious column as usual. One I look forward to weekly.
Chloe, Yes indeed — there have been exceptional dog whisperers who have evaluated dogs for the last several years. I’ve seen them work miracles.
They are adept at understanding problems between doggies and their people.
With keen observations, they’ve treated both with amazing results. Agreed,
it’s a funny concept but it’s real and it works.
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