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CHICKEN WHISPERER NEEDED IMMEDIATELY. Help! My chickens have stopped laying eggs. I don’t know what to do! I have a farm, but my chickens won’t deliver. Please, anyone who can speak to chickens, contact me. #NoEggMan
BRANAHOUGAN TRUCK DELIVERS – We make fresh sandwiches daily. Contact our truck for last-minute catering. Omelets, hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, burritos, afternoon tea/clotted cream/scones. #KeepOnTrucking
SPORTS CAMP FOR SENIORS – Enjoy our swimming pool for great exercise benefits. We also have Bingo and card games, ballroom dancing, basket weaving, Play doh. #TimeOfYourLife
BRIGHT, NEON ORANGE men’s leisure suit, large. So comfortable – you can wear it bicycle riding or lounging in a recliner. $20 – new, never worn. Received as a gift, which was the wrong size. Good deal. #ShortyBoy
MEMORIAL DAY TREASURE HUNT on Laguna Main Beach near volleyball. If you find the buried treasure you will know it; small wooden box contains a valuable coin, one-of-a-kind piece of history. #Isn’tThatSpecial
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.