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VEGAS-BOUND – Old retired guy looking for same with car. You drive both ways; I pay for deluxe hotel. Prime location/4 days. We share cost of meals. Quality sportswear attire. #Win-Win.
AIR GUITAR – Some missing strings but still plays sweetly. $25 bargain. Similar available for left-handed player. Your choice, or both for $40. A real bargain. #Ziggy
GOLDEN GIRL – My name is Lexie. I am friendly, loving, obedient, faithful. Long walks, riding in your car, playing catch. I will wait for you at the front door every night and eat out of your hand. I am a 2-year-old golden retriever, free to a very good home. #WoofSweet
DONKEY – For Sale. $400 obo. Ceephus is his name. He is a hard worker and will pull his weight-plus. Now tell me the truth, if you live on rugged terrain, how would it be to ride your own lovable donkey around your property? He’s fairly quiet (most of the time). #Don-key-o-tay.
COMPANION – Senior female looking for person of either sex who enjoys playing card games and can drive at night. Expert Bridge player, a plus. I will provide cocktails, snacks. #CardShark
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, moved to Laguna Woods from Studio City.