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TROUBLE SLEEPING? Excellent recliner for sale – toast color. This special chair is magic. You sit in it and push back to watch TV and fall asleep within 15 minutes – guaranteed. $200, sacrifice. #SleepyTimeGal
KITTEN VIDEOS – 25 of the best kitten videos ever made. These are top quality videos of the cutest and cuddliest kittens in the world. Adorable, must see to believe what these kitties can do – all for $100. #TabbyRoadTimes
GPS – hundreds to choose from. Huge collection, slightly used, $25 each, good condition, older models need updates. Still in good working order, some with British-speaking audio. #OnRoadAgain
SANTA SUITS. Good quality, all sizes – S, M, LG and XLG – all red with white trim, hat and attachable beard. All of them were worn by Department Store Santas; boots are extra. Store closed, $40 each. #JollyGoodGuys
CAMPING EQUIPMENT – Like brand new, several tents, different sizes (some are missing a few items). Canteens, survival foods, flashlights, portable potties, sleeping bags, extras galore, make offer. #HateGreatOutdoors
Irene DeBlasio, retired essayist and poet, lives in Laguna Woods.
I suddenly wish I had a recliner!
Great stuff, as always, Miss D. Santa suits come in small? No wonder they went out of business!
GeeDee — You can watch movies in a recliner and get a good night’s sleep at the same time (although you won’t remember much of the movie).
About Santa’s wardrobe — you’ll need to ask him about it. I don’t know much about his makeup, hair or wardrobe. Sorry.
Fun!
Thanks, Jim Rue
Hope to see you back here next Friday.